Drawing on ethnographic research and digital data collection, this paper considers the entanglement between the esoteric philosophies of Rene Guénon, Julius Evola, and Aleksandr Dugin and far-right nationalist ideologues. Utilizing case studies of digital content produced by American converts to Russian Orthodoxy (and its political framings), I tease out how philosophically intolerant, anti-modern conceptions of the body and person—proliferated through memes, podcasts, and video streams—are intimately tied to understandings of traditionalism, racism, and the disciplinary structures of political authority in the 20th century European context. I show that the project of traditionalism espoused on far-right social media is not linked to primordial truths but rather to the 20th century philosophical conceptions of what counts as modern, right, wrong, true, false, salvific, or damning. In doing so, I contend that traditionalism provides the vocabulary to help alleviate far-right anxiety about rapid social change, economic crisis, and shifting political dynamics.